Lightning Steel
Joe Titts
One of the best singers this world has ever seen. His vocals give every woman goosebumps.
McCandy
Nobody runs the business like him. Everywhere he goes, at least one keg of beer has to be waiting.
Mike Oxlong
The world of women lies at his feet. The neck of his bass guitar isn't the only long thing hanging from his body.
Patrick Star
The guitar was the only thing in his life that gave him meaning. It wasn't until McCandy found him on the street wanting to jam with him that he realized he had a big mission - to shred every bitchin guitar solo.
Mike Lightning
Fast, small and cheeky. As soon as he runs his sticks over the drums, the ground starts to tremble.